i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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