4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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