Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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