yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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