It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
