READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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