She's JV to your varsity
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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