i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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