Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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