does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
