I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
God, I missed his penis.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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