how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The Olympian is in my bed
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
