Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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