On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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