how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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