Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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