so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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