You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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