speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
tell me about the fingering
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