It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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