I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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