Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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