I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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