Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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