Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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