what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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