So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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