Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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