She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Damn victory sex feels great
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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