So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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