Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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