Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
