I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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