Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
is wine microwaveable?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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