Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just want to make out with him forever
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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