I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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