I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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