We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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