I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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