Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
the liver wants what the liver wants
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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