i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So vagazzling was a success
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