They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I believe in your delicious
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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