Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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