Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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