I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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