His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This is my gift to your gina
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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