So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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