i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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