On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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