their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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