Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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