called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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