HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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