why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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