i just had sex bonerless
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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