I don't think brook has ever known best
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
is wine microwaveable?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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